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    NEWS ON THE MARCH — Video

    CHUM! Video & Album Released

    CHUM! is a music project conceived by my friends Lee Eschliman & David Wilson. I play bass and some lead guitar on the first track of the album and appear as "Business Fish" in the music video for this track.

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    Hitler Was A Veggie

    Hitler Was A Veggie

    Words & Music by Al Frisby

    Well you’re feeling superior to your fellow man
    Because you don’t eat pork chops and you’ve never liked ham
    Well take a tip from me or from the history
    Hitler was a veggie, don’t you see?

    As a child he lived in the attic
    The only friend he had was a Braun Vegematic
    Unsupervised all day grinding carrots away
    Hitler was a veggie, don’t you see?

    Chorus:
    Heil Veggies! Heil Veggies!
    Ubercook the noodles, leave the butter out of the streusel
    If you know that meat is murder don’t disappoint the Führer
    Hitler Was A Veggie, don’t you see?

    Now Hitler and Ava would never fight
    They’d sit around the table until late at night
    Please pass the coleslaw, and General invade Warsaw
    September 1, 1939

    CHORUS

    Now Hitler thought his grip would last
    Until the big dumb meatheads came and kicked his ass
    So they dined on some sauerkraut
    And then he blew their brains out
    April 30th, 1945

    CHORUS

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    Scotchberg performing "Hitler Was A Veggie" written by Al Frisby

    March 9, 2013 at American Bar & Grill in Lancaster, PA - edb productions

    Video by Pete Radocaj