Hitler Was A Veggie
Hitler Was A Veggie
Words & Music by Al Frisby
Well you’re feeling superior to your fellow man
Because you don’t eat pork chops and you’ve never liked ham
Well take a tip from me or from the history
Hitler was a veggie, don’t you see?
As a child he lived in the attic
The only friend he had was a Braun Vegematic
Unsupervised all day grinding carrots away
Hitler was a veggie, don’t you see?
Chorus:
Heil Veggies! Heil Veggies!
Ubercook the noodles, leave the butter out of the streusel
If you know that meat is murder don’t disappoint the Führer
Hitler Was A Veggie, don’t you see?
Now Hitler and Ava would never fight
They’d sit around the table until late at night
Please pass the coleslaw, and General invade Warsaw
September 1, 1939
CHORUS
Now Hitler thought his grip would last
Until the big dumb meatheads came and kicked his ass
So they dined on some sauerkraut
And then he blew their brains out
April 30th, 1945
CHORUS
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Scotchberg performing "Hitler Was A Veggie" written by Al Frisby
March 9, 2013 at American Bar & Grill in Lancaster, PA - edb productions
Video by Pete Radocaj
